Friday, 24 March 2017

Another Week 84 - Trump's health care is complicated., apparently., Impressionists., Language., Magnum


and storytelling...


Living
the
Latte
Lifestyle


Do be do be do.. an' spring in da hood., baby


target language





The wheels on the bus
an'
all dat
jazz

Back to the ole branding and marketing gig.. There are places that have castles, that have great shopping., there are places that have great architecture and there are places that have historical/cultural relevance.; there are even places that are flat., that have great roads to drive..: There are places that have cool gardens., international venues that seduce globally recognized superstar entertainer type people.. There are places that have museums., art galleries., cathedrals., some places are known for their heritage, some for their markets.. and some because hundreds of horses trot through them once a year.. aNd.., some places aren't..


"what goes up., must come down"

Mass Media
&
Target Audience
Some places have a bunch of enthusiastic 40 something eccentrics surrounded by 'logos'., slogans and groovy Ad language shouting from their boxes stages.. and that seems to work., apparently.; kinda like a poor man's Apple., or Google., but these are hipster FredBet's Bakery types with a boscvegas style


observations
lower case

They seem to have extra whiskers., extra gel and extra manicured eyebrows., they drink tons of coffee and always seem to be in coffee shop meetings.; my guess is that they don't get their wardrobe from Commercial Road either..




words sell
safe and effective


promote website
boost
set up
proven
results


we can all do 
Tripods., golden hours.. and patient processing.,
and some of us can do a 366 day view of reality



some Eastside places have streets with three pedestrian crossings in them., even a Tesco and a Sainsbury (virtually next door to one another), just to confuse your decision making.; some, if you're lucky., even have a funeral directors sitting prime.. and you can get to enjoy that frontage from the comfort of one of the handfuls of coffee type places. Boots also offers up remedies for those local colds and flu sufferers., there is an ATM.. and the wheels on the yellow 1B 1C bus., stoP there too.. Take home a souvenir from the card shop. or time your visit to coincide with the many "events galore" -  three (that's 3.!) for the year and they're between the end of May to the mid-end of June.., leaving you to enjoy those coffee shops for the whole rest of the 360 days.. You can actually, in fairness catch a ride from the 1935 built 'lift'., when it's working and it's in season..., or simply hang out around the  'caf'.; it's equally exciting

















grey day excitement

Coup de gras




east to west
west to east

There's always a walk along the beach
... and I do recommend that

jus' make sure you do it
outta the 6 week summer season
outta Christmas season
away from the half term school holidays
away from the older coach'd arrivals
avoid the air festival
the art house styled safe and sadly repeatedly routine art fest'
and
go rural

unless of course, you're okey with crowds
and
mediocrity



bygone era



it does make you wonder how (or why) Mrs.Browns boys gets funding and prime spots


&
out

apparently



Trump
&
Health Care
apparently


Thanks this week go/goes to - Approval Ratings - Friday - Peanut - Nalu - Carter Blanchard - Amy Hall and Denise Wilson


Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Another Week 83 - Top 20, Handshakes., Tibetan monks..

 

Teachings and stuff
Journeying on Foot

So
I woke up with 'entity' being the only memory of a dream I had..; I know who it was about.,
but..



Some people are like Apple., the logo  (the company) Apple.; they're masters of self marketing, branding..
of networking -
but what about Samsung people.. what about
the primark people

What have we learned., really. We hunch our shoulders and frown when it's raining., we hunch our shoulders and frown when it's windy.; we hunch our shoulders and frown when it's sunny and we hunch our shoulders and frown when it's cold.. We just hunch our shoulders and frown a lot.. Most of this is also done with our hands in our pockets too.. We hunch our shoulders and frown when approached by someone asking us to take their holiday photo.. Great aesthetics
We smoke a lot., roll our own cigarettes a lot too. We wear 'formal' gear for leisure and we think we're fantastic ALL the time. It's barely 47 degrees F NOT considering the wind chill factor., no matter what it looks like
 
We never imagine., or even think whether we're seen., or even care.. We never stop to think if we impact others.., or how.. It's just 'us'.. baby.. We simply do not care., well, unless it suits us.. aNd/or when it suits us to



Do you believe that you have a gift., a talent..
now.,  is that talent as big as The Beatles
or
as big as the goldfish bowl on your kitchen worktop
Is that gift., or/and talent
going to make it as far as Hull., or will it make it
to the Upper Gardens
Will it make it beyond the 600 Facebook friends you have
or simply remain as big as 
the six  friends that always comment  on your page
What is talent and how do we recognize it
Can someone help me, please























Top 20 coolest places.; as long as you stay close to your car, your overgrown hedge, your comfort zone and only venture to certain hot spots  (or to support those events) on certain (regular) days/nights AND you ignore the other stuff.
The Square at 5 becomes a skate park
The Gardens provide benches to sleep on
and
the caps on the ground shake to the sounds of another 50p hitting them
How's that coffee shop culture working out for you
Are you keeping warm and dry
Latte big enough for you
Digital culture offering you answers ?

.. do you even know there is a penny whistler


 and
how many people actually stop to check out how far, or long it takes., to walk to the next sign

Groovy baby
jolly good show ole man



When you use Colgate products to clean your teeth all the time., you've got no idea what other products are out there., unless you stop at aisle 13, check out and read the other stuff

Approval ratings down the toilet
&
comedians


Which side of that fence do you really live on

those fountains are closed down for several months

I have 'this' thing when I go to a gallery to see an art deal.. I may not find the art erm 'to my liking'., BUT., I always challenge myself to find one piece that I could take home
I'm not quite sure what that means., or tells me about myself., but I do get  a nasty 'shiver' down my spine when I have to inhale somebody's secondhand cigarette smoke.
If you have a dairy allergy, do you eat dairy products, if you have a nut allergy, do you eat nuts (?); then you'll  understand my smoking thing; the worse thing you're having to deal with  when you pass by me, is the oxygen I exhale or the toothpaste remnants I've used 

What you don't want to hear from your pilot.."we have a loose snake on the plane.. and we don't know where it is.."


Yep., here's to our place., in the top 20 grooviest places to live



Out
an'
off





all it takes is a smile
I think



an'
a
warm heart


I don't have either
but
I am working on
it




to
local eccentrics with no filter and loud voices



Thanks this week go/goes to - Country Walking - Hiking - Norway - Belief - Chau Smith - Minasie Theophilis - Ginger Jones Sprouse - Debbie Bolton and Eileen Eagle Bears








Friday, 18 November 2016

Another Week 82 - Futurism, the unexpected, Time Lapse


Article 50
is
NOT
another
week
it's just mike & the mechanics

and
the formalities of life
are most likely (?) here simply for those English eccentrics who like their chips
why do we sing in the shower
why do certain things irritate us.. and not others..
Where are people
Who really goes to those places
and Why do people fly kites
What are you doing today
How much is much
and
throwbacks just remind me

No
Expectation

Ground gazers... and 'no', it's not Vegas, it's not New York, Chicago or L.A..; it's not Reykjavik., Berlin or Barcelona.. It's not Firenze., nor Lisbon or Bali.: It's not even Nadi., Sydney, Paris.. or San Francisco either.. It's not Amsterdam or Stavanger., nor Bermuda, Bahamas or Banff..; it's not even Boston., Buenos Aires or Bejing..: It's bloody BOMO..; Bomo.. BOmo.., Bomo.. - "where do you live dude.?".. 
"Oh (proudly), I live in.. (beat.., hesitant cough)... Bomo.." - 
"Oh, really.. and where is (wait for it) BOmo..?"
"Hmm., on the Riviera.., duh.!"
"Oh wow..; on the Riviera uh..?"
"Yep., on the Riviera.."
"Must be pretty cool living on the Riviera..!? This place.. 'Bomo., sounds kinda exotic.?'"
"Oh yeah, sure..; it's got fish and chip shops, betting shops.., a bus station., CCTV's ALL over the place.. aNd there are signs everywhere..; it's pretty cool.. The trains even stop here.."
"But does it have any culture..?., this 'Bomo" place..?"
"Now hold on a minute..; Well., not really.., yet.., but they are working on a 15 year plan to put more signs up.. and they are trying to keep the fountains clean annually.. and at some point they will probably fix the Pier.. - I mean we're not China where massive sink holes get repaired in a day..., this IS Bomo we're talking about an' besides, Rome wasn't built in a day.."
"Hmm., and where is this Bomo..?"
"At the end of the rainbow mate..; at the end of the bleeding' rainbow.."
"ahh., so it's not a 'proper' real place then..?"
"Oh yep., in some people's eyes it's real.. It's really real..; Bomo's ya better believe it's real baby..!"
"... and can I get a pint, meat pie and mushy peas there..?"
"ever heard of Arthur Askey..?"
"Oh geez yeah.."
".. fits right in.. innit.."
Bomoh
scratches head, sighs and 
excitedly looks forward to walking through several months of saturated leaves..

I have a feeling that I've broken one of them little bones in your feet
along with every written rule known to mankind
&
grammar, structure and punctuation
geeks
and I care
because

"does anybody really know what time it is"
chicago

To film production crews everywhere man., nice work.. To those Ice Rink ers.., damnit man.. and to those cabin builders., damnit man.. and to that Christmas Tree.., holy cow, pull yourself together and call yourself a tree..; grow some balls will ya sonny..
I gave in to the cold dark dank.., an' thoroughly miserable day today an' sat alone in a movie theater., for the first time ever..; no people, jus' me and a movie.. To writers, stunt crews., choreographers, directors, editors and dp's.. and the rest.., actors, extras, featured artistes..; to those who throw in the little things, wardrobe, set and colorists..; thanks for all you do..: Really, thank you..
Hmm., not only does our body change, not only our hairlines., but our my mind too..; well, our my choices.; Mine totally has..; what was pretty much once cute., is now annoying., what was once funny., sure is an irritating little phuck... and what was once a cool shiny thang, is a complete waste.. Apart from their, there and they're., were, where and WTF., I do wonder.., but there again, I couldn't do a more complicated math than  1x1= 2 (?).. 

I do wonder though just what we're all doing., 'cause some of us are totally out there..; driven by popularity, by numbers., likes., vanity., control.. - I've absolutely missed that particular Sunseeker boat., but hey., my old and unfashionable boat's simply enjoying the waters from here on in..; oh look, a wave.. A wave's far more fun than any sugar candy kisses Mac..
Cowboy hats and checked shirts tell ya he don't live here., nor on the beach., nor trekkin' man..; there are times when even groovsters have to check their stride.., otherwise it's all a comic book.. and what's wrong with comic books exactly..; absolutely nada.., unless you're a Radio 4 type geezer who reads the Guardian on Sunday and takes your expresso by the drip.. and your vino by the label.. Impressions (john Coltrane)..
It's all about da minds
it's all a journey
they say
We really do think we're individuals
however
we're not
We follow the leader
infact
we vote for the effing leaders
then we jump on stage center
and preach
our (own ?) philosophies
Who really gives a toss whether Wayne Rooney had a drink
four days before a next match

What do I care 'bout.. I care about whether you kick my cat., I care about your sincerity towards me., I care about your level of integrity towards me., I care about whether you make me laugh., I  care about whether you 'turn up'.. and I care about keeping the toilet clean.. There's a pretty good chance that if you gel your hair all spikey like, I'm not going to cross a packed Art Reception floor to talk to you, no matter who you are.. and there's a pretty good chance that if you have those eye brows (I mean., why.!) ., I'm not going to ask you for your number and if your eyes dance like they're listening to a 70's disco soundtrack., you'll probably not get more than two words from me, "cool., bye..".. If your shirt's open to show your abs., or your cleavage is bouncing around on show, I'm gonna wonder about your sense of security and desire for an understated lifestyle and go off in search of a safe quiet corner.. 

other than that., I care
out
an'
about

Thanks this week go/goes to Jamal Hinton - Wanda Dench - Chris Burr Martin - Chris Porsz - Audrey Fox and Cassandra De Pecol





Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Another Week 81 - Winter Adventures, Trailers, IMDb


and

Libertad

So.., it's a done deal..; 
let's see what his legacy will be
let's see what causes ole Malaria gets her teeth into
Le9 A Seas
Apparently., everything's gonna be great., ALL over aGain
an' I for 1.. and one for all
Will B Waiting II
ride that wave



Leaves., hedges and ladders., ride on mowers, wet rubber boots and alarms.. spooky eyes, fields and ski seasons.. and being pulled out of your boots by a quadruped..! Colds.., brake lights an' how much patience must you have before its kinda ok to lose your patience..
Bling Palace

CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS..; we all go to some places., but we don't all go to Enid, Ok.. Some even know how to pidginise English.., while many know just how to colloquialize their dining room table.. There are the local pontificate(r)s and there are the worldly mountaineers.. I'm just a paddler, but I have been to Enid., baby
check out Sunny D
&
you will see
Go to 11
an' live
Life ain't the Guardian and kitchen tables
it's more than.. 
It's tabloid. 
Life ain't just words., it's art.. 
It's more than on/off switches, it's more than faith.., it's interaction baby..
It's beanies an' baseball caps and it's hot lemon and honey
It really is illegal
isn't it funny how we form an impression of someone
acquaintances think they know ya
people you know., think they know you
but
when it comes right down to it
the people who know you are the people you know
Stay out of coffee shops when you want to get to know someone
but always simply turn up
don't hide
I know people who don't know me, have an impression of me
&
still think they know me
an' I know that
they don't know
Prose
and
cons
of life in a pulpit

Please stay out of the jungle.. an' away from the soaps.; stay off the floor and out of the boardroom. Keep away from the stage.., stay away from Alexa..😎 an' take the time to move yer ass.; you'll notice how quickly it shrinks and your eyes widen

* times when you jus' wanna check out brush strokes *
paperback writers
I have this quandary
I have  two pairs of erm cough shoes ., both are well past their sell-by-date and I have absolutely NO need for them., but I can't seem to don't want to delete throw them away.
I much prefer my cereal
When it comes right down to it
it's just a case of how you look
oh., &
the words you use
oh and
how you dress
oh and
your job title
oh aNd
the car keys in your pocket
oH and
your height
oh anD
something
👴
I'm a title
maybe I jus' need to be
nice
if I could offer up a lyric
will that make me singer
apparently
Some people really do have a face for radio
while some have a voice designed specifically for the mute button
an' some of us really shouldn't fasten that jacket button and prance about
I'm probably really opinionated., but not at all biased
The thunder's still inside


SIX TIPS
look up
open your eyes
smile
please
thank you
clean your teeth

adios
&
legacy


😎


Thanks this week go/goes to Kevin Mullins - Terry O'Neill - Walker Evans - Dorothea Lange - Tomasz Gudzowaty - Martin Parr - others and Instagram













Sunday, 6 November 2016

Another Week 80 - Christmas slippers, ski season., cheap flights

and

snobs
knobs
&
flip flops

Looking for bridges.., looking for locations..
songs you used to love
but
are now as empty as that chocolate wrapper
Looks like hell's freezing'.. If you really do wanna play the song in the key of life., at least keep it in toon.. baby
Rev., rev..., rev
that engine

Isn't TV basically jus' like a tabloid newspaper
an'
performers are underperforming
if
performing at all
Fresh water to parallel with.., new skies to hide under.. and clink., chink clink.. I don't do stupidity., nor political naivety.. I don't do intentional ignorance., nor pure bloody bias.. I do do da da da.. oh yeah.. I do gets me a lotto ticket an' I do mingle with gentle souls.. I do chat with polite and inquisitive strangers and I smile at smiles..
Mirror mirror on the wall
who is the biggest numpty
of all
aside from me
that is
Those loud people.; the ones you hear before you see their garish and eccentric wardrobe.. The threads you can hear when the wearer walks in the room.. Their bigger than sociably comfortable voices.. Those people who grin from ear to 'ere.. I mean. ''why.?''.. Who needs that energy., man.. There will be stripes., no doubt.; you can almost guarantee stripes and there will be stripes 'cause you see stripes from a distance., you see stripes across a crowded room., you almost certainly hear stripes..., you notice stripes when the door opens and a  mere foot steps into view.. There's this thing about stripes., man.. Some people just need stripes in their lives and they need stripes 'cause then they're more noticeable..  We jus' notice stripes.. I don't like to be noticed.. Have you noticed that stripe wearers usually have white chicken legs (but) with chunky knees.. and they usually have white chicken legs and chunky knees  'cause their legs are usually covered.., with, yep, you guessed it.., stripes.. Stripes though are more likely to worn on yer shoulders in order to make a statement, 'cause statements 'is' what its all about., man, innit..
fingers crossed 
I'm deodorant'd up.., got mah socks on baby.. and look as boring as hell in a basket..; hopefully I won't get noticed.. 
I'll have my peak pulled way down low, my collar pulled way up high.. and will be walking with/in (?) a purposeful type manner along the shadows..; although, I actually usually walk right down the middle., baby.. Hmm., maybe that's where I go wrong..
The UV range is looking at a 1., polution range is 'low' and the chance of using my goretex., is bloody high..; what does that tell ya..

Freaky Friday
&
The Dark Traveller

So., I freaked out a homeless guy in St.Peter's today..; he was 'napping'., or something when I came around the corner.. He saw me before I saw him, but man, he totally freaked out, jumped up knocking his chair over, let out a scream., grabbed his 'belongings' and stumbled over a few more chairs before managing to run down the church aisle.. again knocking over one final chair as he busted his ass to get out of church.. Nothing was said., I didn't go 'BOO'., or anything., just simply and innocently came round the corner., respectfully quietly.. and BAM., he was freaked.. I kinda put it down to my cheerful wardrobe selection which was ALL black (no stripes)., including my 'waterproofs'..; maybe it was my baseball cap pulled down real low.., maybe it was the way I 'glide' over the ground., or just him seeing his the dark angel.. he just wasn't ready for me or my scythe, I guess.. 
No wonder I can't get a date..; da ladies run
an'
I wasn't even wearing my black as night shades either

leaves his weary mark

I'm the guy who., when faced with little old ladies, they suddenly seem to find their Olympic sprinter legs
I'm the guy that causes little yappy dogs to yelp
and little children's ice cream to melt on those hot summer days
I'm the guy that's caused climate change
&
the guy who's to blame for all those flights to be delayed
I'm the guy who's responsible for the Daily Mail
and
I'm the guy who's always at the front of the queue in Boots farting around for his card
I'm the guy who always chats about the weather with a mile long line building up behind him
&
I'm the guy who never goes into coffee shops

I'm that guy

Fireworks
bonfires
and bloody cold dark nights
Then there's reading stuff 'what's' written.. Then there's walking along the beach in the rain and the wet sand flicks up looking like mud's been splattered over yer kecks.. and that's why I live in outdoors gear and not a coffee shop and pastry type wardrobe..
Some folk really really try.. and some don't..
When you just wanna sit down on a bench, but it's raining and you really don't want to walk around with a wet ass.. I dunno how people manage to survive., other than they have to, in war zones., 'cause this fireworks night gig is tough to deal with now that those things are getting louder, last longer and seem to have to explode in order to 'weee'..
Google is amazing.., when you want it to be


Hmm., from those heady early days of simply exchanging photos., we're now posting from the pulpit offering  our thoughts  on  newspapers, politics and everything riveting..
Wow !, what was that.!; oh only finger nails being dragged across a chalkboard..
No.!
don't matter any..; I just drilled my foot to the floor with a big ass pneumatic drill..; ahh, that's much better
remind me not to look

wanna know what's funny.(?)., trying to clip your toe nails when you've got a bad back
a stiff neck's real funny
&
as interesting as this is
so are those posts
+
kinda like this
when you think about it

My boot lace tore/broke.. an' I'll be wearing another layer, fleecier gloves and watching out for cheese scones..  I've got this song in my head..; it always seems to hit me.., in N'Orlans., baby..  I bet that ole town's gonna be buzzing with .., with.., er with.. smokers smoking their smokes.; with walking frames and motability scooters.., indecisive shufflers.. Who doesn't struggle with indecisive shufflers.! AND people who suddenly change direction., or emergency stop., or can't seem to make their maneuver.. with purpose..: 
Or when you walk through that exhale of secondhand smoke.., or when that piece of paper sticks to your shoe., or when you walk a hundred meters and have acknowledged the (one of the four) Big Issue guy (s), the street beggar, the gym guy handing out flyers, the street preachers, the street musician, the free dental check-up tent, the Body Shop free gift., market researchers., the new restaurant flyer giver., or the street statute., or the RNLI folk., or the homeless drinker., or the penny whistler., or the empty food court., or the verbally abusive drunk.. and plethora of coffee drinkers.., you simply have to get outta dodge and find that real bit of paradise.., the bit that smells of chips and pungent blue wheelie bins.. - I mean., really., am I wrong..
The great and good points are.., that you can place a bet., anywhere in town.., you can buy a new phone anywhere in town.., you can stand in a Tescos line.., anywhere in town..; you can sit on a wall.. anywhere in town., you can see scaffolding (aNd fencing) anywhere in town., you can see the latest movie once a week., on a Thursday at 8:00pm.; you can enjoy either such aesthetic pleasures as rust, broken windows or graffiti (if that's your thing), anywhere.., but we do have solar powered trash bins AND signs JUST where you'd want 'em.. We've got dull green., brown and creatively repaired road and path surfaces.. and we've got metal coverings provided by the gas people, metal coverings provided by the electric people., metal coverings provided by the water people., metal coverings provided by the water people., metal coverings provided by the council.; we've got signs indicating that repairs are going on, but I never see the repairs., but man, have we got signs.. There are signs to park., not to park, park here, don't park here..; we've got signs to walk, not to walk., don't stand here., wait here.., cross here., don't cross here.., look left., CCTV in operation.; we've got signs that inform me there is coffee here, no loitering here, no public intoxication., out of order and no waiting.. There are red pedestrian this way signs., there are no entry signs and there are sale signs, offer signs and there are closed for lunch signs..
There are plastic bags., and railings
There's lots o' swearing' and lots of promise of  things to come

lots 

You don't read this in the daily posts.. What ya read is Louis Armstrong.. and what you read is anti certain newspapers., what you read are dinner menus., posts from one of those coffee shops.; what you read are culturally fascinating posts that leave you drained., unmotivated, uninspired..,  scratching your head .., with a wry smile on your face., ready to run in the opposite direction.. bewildered.. ; they just leave ya.. speechless and without positive thought or input..

off to find a new forest to explore
off to find some air
&
some calmness
off to make sense


rant
Out
baby


Thanks this week go/goes to Andy Murray - Kane - Ibrahimovic - Fuji glass - visionary leaders - compassion - art - nature - spirituality and languages