Yet Another One.; just when you thought it was safe, darn it

I'm just

a

Solitary Man

Binge eating

Lots of snacking

&

Less activity

Do You Have To Go Out

really

really

?

A Road Well Traveled, like, NOT the one outside., but the one to my fridge.. then to my window..; I mean, how many times is it really necessary to open the bloody fridge door

Flicking between social media sites with the routine, holy crap regularity and speed of a courtroom stenographer - Instagram., facebook., Insta..

9 days

&

counting

Just Stay In

Please

I'd like to be out before Christmas

Checking for nose hairs., tweezers.., stray eyebrows and floss floss., floss..; I finally showered today, but still haven't shaved. Vaselined my knuckles as a result of the washing and dryness added to the fact that they haven't felt any outside natural C., D.., or E., but rather living off aloe vera.. They are looking their age., fast, which reminds me that all the good work I've been putting into this gig., is being trashed., as if I needed reminding about another upcoming birthday., now I've got my hands to do that for me. It ain't funny Leroy., or Stan

It's never ok to pick your feet

jus' sayin'

1. Charged my hair trimmer thingy., check
2. Visited the fridge., again goddamnit.; check
3. More chocolate., check
4. Losing discipline., check
5. Sleeping in longer., check
6. Still not watching television., check
7. But watching Amazon Prime movie videos., check
8. Googling places to visit when this thing is done with., check
9. Googling far away islands that haven't been touched by the virus., check
10. YouTubing music videos., check
11. Googling VanLife, check
12. Thinking of Christmas shopping., NOT

Still In Isolation

The shredder's working overtime shredding stuff that needs shredding

Man., my glasses are super clean

My finger nails are clipped, as are my toe nails

Taken more self portraits that mostly all need deleting

Made my bed., incase I don't make it and someone finds me. Gotta have A standard at least.

My laundry's upto date

Need more chocolate

Need more Pepsi Max

The hell with healthy foods

Need to take my black garbage bag to the dumpster

Just Stay Indoors

I'm not coughing

baby 

The media has me scared to death

even the news presenters/anchors must be bored reading the same stories everyday

Climbing the walls - bored crazy - my phone screen is spotless

The outside noises are eerily different

drinking water

but not tea

I'm sitting more

Considering masks but can't get into the one I'd like until June

Will this thing be over by June.?

I'm In

with

the

InCrowd

I think I'll iron my jeans.; I don't normally iron my jeans

there's a lot

of

sanctimonious self righteous insecure pious

holier than.., finger pointing stuff going down

when I'd simply and merely like to hear about

support

Kudos

to the grocery store checkout workers; they didn't sign up to be front line,

but haven't wavered from their jobs

I applaud you

thankyou

Who the absolute f**K really truly eats dead cats, dead dogs., chopped up snakes.. aNd as important, who the hell actually finds displaying these things on a market stall., ok..; we've gotta get to grips with this., dude.., 'cause I ain't laughing this one out. 

We've got bloody chocolate., cookies and sh*t on shelves and given the choice, I know what I'd prefer my government to be making sure is on a goddamn stall.

Brexit., Megxit.., or should that be MegZit

let's just squeeze her to see if actually any good stuff comes from her

Scheming

little jam tart

peanut butter

toast

&

chocolate digestive

Kinda talking to myself

Going through my laptop charge a lot more

Always appreciative of those friends who make the effort to 

check in

along

with

those cool surprise messages too

Some folk reaLLy rock

Sadly, I'm not one of those

cool groovesters

but I know who is

and

a very

warm

Thankyou

 to 

you

I'm

currently 

healthy

'n'

currently

safe

the end - la fin - o fim - das Ende - finis

Ramble On

baby