Apparently, this is all a conspiracy theory.. and the rest of the world has got it wrong..
Apparently, this is all fake news.. and the rest of the world has got it all wrong..
Apparently, it's a political thing.. and the rest of the world's politicians have got it all wrong..
Apparently, you're either a socialist., a communist, or a democrat if you want to remain safe..
Apparently, you're being deprived of your civil rights.. while the rest of the world simply wants to remain safe..
Ahh., the rest of the world's wrong., apparently., got it
Apparently, not possessing common-sense., is the norm', unlike the rest of the world.., who apparently, have it in abundance.. fortunately..
Apparently, you're a leftist if you disagree
Honorary Titles
Wanting your hair cut and coloured is, apparently ., of the highest importance
as is wondering where you can get your car detailed
You can., if you research and dig deep enough.., anywhere, find someone who slept with an alien last night..
and swear on the bible that they did too..
There's a piece of paper dated and created on September 17, 1787...
It was presented on September 28, 1787
Ratified on June 21, 1788
and
Effective on March 4, 1789
which is fantastic., but let me have an upto date 21st century cell phone., a car that runs on fuel as opposed to the horse, cart and covered wagon please.. a 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bathroom house complete with indoor plumbing, a yard., 2.3 cars and a double garage, a coffee machine would be cool, laundry facilities.. and a dish washer., please.. oh., and if it's ok, a fast wifi signal too wouldn't go amiss.. I also like being able to drop by the grocers for fresh produce, Trader Joes for example., have a flat screen TV.. and have my teeth whitened., a drive thru would be handy, like an In 'n' Out., otherwise those written words stand strong and tall..: Oh damnit., I kinda like my hospital theaters to be 21st century and my surgeons to be trained in modern ways, but holy cow, I'd also kinda like a modern day anaesthesiologist . Is it ok to also ask for a Japanese or German import too., because some of these local jobs aren't quite upto the reliability of those imports..; no., no I don't mind the fact that the oil you put in might be from 'overseas'., I just need an oil check, thankyou. You're using 'what' tools to change out my filter.! - Yes, 1789 is where I was..
Now., let me see who's made those dental tools before you go anywhere near my mouth.; sorry., lets get back to 1789.. Thank god I can walk away from the wall when I'm on the phone too. .. and, man, those flowers., that salmon., wow.. I love 'em.. despite them being 'brought in on them there tarmac type roads.' The hell I'll pick the strawberries., that's so beneath me. Oh sure., I can do without Amazon too.., I'll just go with the pony express.. and stage coaches for my deliveries. The kids can grab the bullets and walk into their school and shoot their friends., it's all there in our constitution., for choice, freedom.. and why would we want to change that.. Yes, I wanna protest, of course I do.., NOT..
Ahh., I see, sorry., you want your cake aNd eat it..; that would be on aisle 3, right at the end and in the bakery section, immediately next to the disinfectant madam..
I'm a happy minority who looks forward to change, to forward thinkers, to solution finding creative individuals..
The reds v's the blues
and
fake news
apparently
I'm sure I'll be accused of being a leftist., a biased something or other., someone with a petty and thoroughly inappropriate narrow minded label, in order to make you feel all big., strong and right 'n' important like I suppose, because, heaven forbid anybody having a different opinion..; infact, I'll bet I'm even accused of fake news (or bias) because., guess what, it rained today..; yes, it did actually rain.., although I'm sure someone somewhere else in the world could argue that it didn't .. aNd, I'm sure., if wiki researched, you'll find someone far more qualified than me to confirm that it did NOT infact, rain where you are today.., but, it definitely rained where I am.. There are even puddles. I saw 'em., felt the wetness on my boots, saw the reflections and even splash splashed a bit in them..
Funny how some find excuses for everything that doesn't fit their 'idea'., like, "damnit., I ran out of petrol, blame the manufacturer for inaccurate information"., "no, no, not at all sir., I didn't keep on jumping on my brakes., and nor did I accelerate hard.., no, no sir., the air conditioning wasn't on either..; not even anything in the trunk., and no hills.., no traffic signals either.."., "Yes., yes, I drove 55 all the time.."., "no, no passengers either".. "Something MUST be wrong with the car, you claimed 30 mph and I'm only getting 29.75 mpg.." - " The tires were completely and correctly inflated sir., I checked them only two minutes ago"But., I thought I was special officer..
Oh., I see., you don't want to run for office and make the decisions., you just want to complain and criticise.; gotcha.. What (.?)., you're NOT even qualified either..; too bad.. 'cause the way you preach, I'd have thought you were definitely a shoe in for office.
I actually saw a conspiracy theorist walking down the street today. I could tell from the way they put one foot infant of the other and the colour of their socks.. You could tell they were all about fake news too from the way they eventually shook my hand.; I didn't believe them then and I never will.. , but man oh man, as soon as I saw that one person walking towards me with a roll of rolled up parchment obviously originally dating back to 1789., I knew they were authentic and to be trusted.
stupidity
&
sarcasm
The Real World
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